Pure. Fucking. Joy!
Welcome to New York! Sometimes called Fun City! Ha-ha-ha!
Let freedom ring.
It might be time for teams to start pitching around Bartolo… Hitting machine.
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
The dreams of a nation come true: Pea Boy is back!
Throwback Thursday: Dave worked a Taco Bell drive-thru in 1996. He may not have gotten employee of the month…
One of his best moments.
"How bout a burrito?"
"How bout a big burrito?"
"How bout the biggest damn burrito you’ve ever laid eyes on?"
"How bout a burrito so damn big we gotta strap it to the roof of your car?"
Oasis - The Masterplan
"A man from Houston is attempting to visit all the Starbucks locations in the world. It’s been four years since he started and he still hasn’t left Houston." #CONAN #Monologue [ via http://teamcoco.com/JOKES ]